Q:What animal are in the pride lands?
Uh, alright, so this is kinda a funny story.
So you know how someone has gotta do magic to make you look like an animal? Well of course the Org’s resident illusionist, Zexion, is in charge of that. Which you know, wouldn’t have been so bad if I hadn’t managed to “accidentally” soak him while he was lugging around some of his favorite books (it was Xigbar’s idea).
It just so happened that I did that the day before I got sent to the Pride Lands, so when it came time for Zexion to decide what animal I got to be, it wasn’t some sleek cheetah or fluffy hunting dog.
No, I get the honor of being a water buffalo. (I choose not to take those missions if I can avoid it.)
Okay but what if the water in Demyx’s attacks is salt water.
"And so he wants to recreate the Syndicate, and starts to act as though he is in charge of the ex-Syndicate Orgs. He is also" *stops to take notes and then comes back* "…an uncaring dick."
This needs to stop I really would like to know what I was going to say.
If I had a dollar for every time I started writing some aspect of Retribution or some headcanon out, got distracted, and had to end it with “I forgot where I was going with this” I’d be wealthy enough to pay someone to do my work for me so I could actually write something fully.
*follow for more soft nobodies*